It’s SLIME time

This unapproved mold from Discraft is part Brian Earhart Brainchild, part happy accident. Described by some players as having a “Zone bottom for the bottom and a Zone bottom for the top also somehow,” the Slime’s unorthodox design leads to a slow and remarkably overstable flight that does everything it can to get to the ground and stay there. While there are no official flight numbers, researchers at Ledgestone’s Center for Launch Optimization and Newtonian Kinetics (CLONK) have submitted 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 for federal approval.

TV Personality Chip Blockerman invested his remaining retirement savings on this launch. If these fail to sell, he will end up on the street. Let’s try and avoid that.